Lunch time at 1.30am! Elton John in Hove!

Friday night at work was a bit of a fucker really, It started off badly, the evening was busy, everyone was in a mood and there wasn't much hope of it getting better. However, it was a Friday night, which means that some places are open late late. And, when I say 'some places' I do of course me places that serve alcohol!!!

Yeah, with the new licence laws, pubs can open late, or is that early, oh well, you know what I mean! Anyways, Toby, one of the lads from work and I headed off at our lunch time at 1.30 in the morning! Yeah you read that correctly, 1.30 in the morning, we headed off to the new V club place, where Storm & Secrets used to be many moons ago. The guys from VaVoom have opened a new club called V2 split over 2 floors with loads of plasma tv screens, 2 bars and shinning surroundings, it looks set to become a new hot spot on Brighton's gay scene. We had a couple of pints and looked at a couple of hotties, but sadly our lunch time was soon over and back to work we had to go!.

However our fun didnt end there, oh no, we got back to work and found that there were some carpet cleaners there, doing their thing with a whirlly machine. One of the guys, had his shirt off and he was, ermmm rather appealing. A youngish lad around 19 or 20 and a dark latin looking and kinda appealing. Certainly gave us a little giggle and something to oggle at.

Thought that was the lot? No, at 8am when we had finished our shift, Toby and I popped off for a couple of pints in The Bulldog! Yeah, pints at 8 in the morning, but dont forget that's my 8 in the evening! So a couple of pints later, we were happy and merry but pretty knackered!

That's Toby, on the way to get our bikes after a couple of pints in The Bulldog at 8am!

Yesterday Elton John played Hove Cricket ground and I and the girls from work had tickets, so well we had to go, it would have been rude not too. We met at the pub by Brighton Station had a couple of pints there, taxi to Hove and sat on the grass in the vip(ish) area drinking beer out of the bottle!

David and Nyree on the grass at Hove at Elton John's concert!

Elton came on and did a nice show as soon as the footie was over, which was kinda cool, he played all the usual songs and a few of his new stuff which was was cool. Mind you, loads of people went to the loo during the new stuff. We were lucky people, we were in the second row from the front and at centre stage, so we were very close, indeed spitting close, sweat drippingly close!

We had a giggle, a little dance, it was good being so close to Mr John, the sound was fine, the songs were ouk. It wasn't an exciting performance, indeed it was a little soft and low key, there wasnt any funky dancers, any eleborate stage sets, just Elton and his band (none of which was under 40!) The show went a little slow and dull in the middle, but he picked it up and it was good.

Elton signing autographs and performing!

After the show, we headed off to the next door pub, The Cricketers, which was a litle busy, but still what can you expect when there's like a field fo 18,000 people next door. I stayed on the beer, while Lisa, Nyree and David glugged the wine, bottle by bottle. We had a right old natter and a laugh and got well and truly pissed as farts!

Oh and they say, there's no such thing as a free lunch, well, they are wrong! (Who are they anyway?) There we were sitting in the pub when they came up to us and offered us free rolls, then again, and again! So I had 3 cheese and tom rolls, Nyree had a couple and so did David! So you see, there is such a thing as a free lunch!

Right that's ya lot for today, I'm off round the road to see Mo and then my bro for some dinner! Be good, have fun and take it easy. Remember, if you want to make a comment, please do, just click the comment icon below. Or if you want, send an email to SexAndTheSeaFront@yahoo.co.uk

Hell on earth! England!

It's the first of my 4 nights off and I'm cream bloody crackered, honestly, I'm so physically drained. It's been a week of hell at work, we have had two people off on holiday, two people off sick, leave just two, me and the muntah. It's been a long hard shift, well I guess you can appreciate the work load has been heavy and stressful, so I'm so glad that it's over!

I was gonna go clubbing with Jakey and the lads tonight, but I've only had a little sleep and my body is shot to hell, just like my mind and I have no energy. So, I'm gonna stay home, rest my weary body, soothe my achey mind and just veg.

Did you happen to catch the England match yesterday? What a pile of crap, I mean honestly we won, but it was hard going. I was sooooo pissed off, I really was. I mean all the way through the first half it was boring, I was willing Sven's 11 to knock the ball in da back of the net but to no avail. During the first part of the second half the same thing, then I had to go and get a shower to get ready for work and in the last 5 mins is when all the sodding action happens, all the goals scored and the match won and I was in the shower with a soapy cock. Flipping typical!

I've not got too much else to report this week really, thats cuz of work has been crap, oh, I asked for time off, but it was denied, I was going to go on holiday with Mo, to the Dominican Republic, but they wont let me have the time off, as it would only leave only 3 people in the office, yeah stiff that!!!

My 17 year old niece from hell, the dirty bitch has given birth to a lil baby girl. The baby arrived at 1205 night before last. Cute baby, hope it turns out better than the mother!

I've had a few emails from the guy that I had that web cam wank off with, he wants to do it again! Aparrently he "loved the sight of my lardy self beating off", that's a quote from the email, not a very flattering way of getting a repeat performance!

Always good for a giggle 'The Wasted Blog'

Thats about it, that's ya lot for now. Take care of your good selves, more soon from Sex & The Sea Front!. As always, your comments ate most welcome, click the link at the bottom, send an email SexAndTheSeaFront@yahoo.co.uk or text 07914 107077

Advertise Here

Up the Dyke and introducing Sex On Legs!

Hey my fine friends, thanks for popping your eyes my way, I really do appreciate your company. My legs are a little achy right now, I cycled up the Dyke today. - not that;s not some hair big butch lesbian, but Devils Dyke here in Brighton - that big hill thing on the downs!

Mo and I were going to do a ride to Littlehampton, but the weather was dull and rainy, so we plumped for the Dyke, not as far and a nice pub at the top! It was bloody hard work going up hill all the time and by the time we reached the summit, I was sweating like a pig and my little legs were throbbing like a 10 foot hard on!

We had a nice pub lunch though plus a bottle of wine, which always helps. And nother thing, we had a really nice conversation, I told her things that I haven't told a soul for many a long year! Stuff that even my family dont know - or even Jakey!

This net, interweb thingy can be a wonderful thing, it really can! Not only does it allow me to do this blog, for you to read it, it also allows you to communicate with people whose paths you would never cross without it.

I mean months and months ago, I got talking to this young lad called Chris on MSN Messenger. He was a shy and slightly introverted soul, yet thoughtful, he was in a band but at the time he seemed that he was a little lost in his world and perhaps the world in general.

This evening, by some querk of coincidence, we happen to be on MSN at the same time, we re-introduced ourselves and chatted for hours. This young lad Chris has grown up so much, maybe that's not fair, as he was already gown, but he had changed. It was amazing to see the difference, he's a far more rounded person now. Much more confident, his life is going places, as is his band The Droogs, Yeah man there are supporting The Kooks on their UK tour in October. They are, without doubt going places.

This lad, Chris, is a well sweet, sexy guy, he's charming, funny, witty, silly, deep, thoughtful, creative all in one tasty package. Take a peek at his pic, he's on the right, his bandmate Luke, on the left. Right tasty pair if you ask me, wound't mind being the meat in their sandwich! (alas they're straight I fear!)

Check out the sexy dudes !

Last word about Chris, wrote this -

oh my gosh
this lad called josh
so full of grace and class
wants to fuck me in the ass

This whole thing has raised a question in my mind, can you love someone without even having met them?

6 hours down, 6 to go!

Do you ever get the feeling that some days just should have started? I'm having one of those days, first of all I'm on the second night of my bank of four working and normally I can sleep perfectly soundly all day long. Today, or rather yesterday, I just couldn't drift off to the land of nod, it was a warm and sticky day and sleep just didnt come. I guess it must have been 3pm before exhaustion took over and my body closed itself down, I had to be up again at 6.30 pm to get ready for work. So, knackered I was when I entered the building, finding that short staffed we were and manic it was. So much to do, so little time to do it and everything seemed to be going down hill fast. Today just should have been cancelled, or posponed until tomorrow. Now, I've been at work for 6 hours and still have 6 more to go, jeez there has to be a better way of making a living - any suggestions are very welcome.

Big Brother continues and I'm rightly pissed off that I havenm't been keeping up to date with the exploits of the housemates, including dear old Pete 'wankers'. It's a shame, but that's life, mind you it is a pretty strange concept, watching in minute detail the actualality of life or a group of strangers in a totally false environment. Half the time, if not more, we take notice of our own lives much less!

Some rather amusing information has just been passed my way that I wanna share with you, it made me chuckle!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600employees and has the following statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

Right, thats ya lot, comments as always are most welcome, either click the comments icon below or for a more personal note, email SexAndTheSeaFront@yahoo.co.uk.

Update - it's a busy old time!

Well I have to say it's been a while since my last entry here on Sex & The Sea Front! and I'm sorry, life has just been a bit hectic here at the moment.

So lets do a whirlwind round up of news and stuff, so a more normal service can be resumed and a happy balance of normality is restored!

So Birmingham pride came and went in a blur of of fast colours, warm beer, dancing queens and easy men. A good time was had by pretty much the majority and the only casualty was the mother of all hangovers!

Jake been busy, working hard and erm playing hard but hey what else is new? Nah it's been a good time really, he had a client that wanted to watch a duo in action. So guess who he called? Yeah, me! Back in the game, huh? Was a bit strange at first, but hey one does what one does and it ended up a good blast. I let Jakey keep the earnings, well he needs the cash.

Big Brother continues to dominate the nations viewing habits and the exploits of the housemates fills the tabloid newspapers. Including stories of my mate and Brighton boy Pete. I've had to have a chuckle once or twice at what has been written, mostly because I know it's not true! Well, 98% is crap, the other 2% half true!

I've strutted my stuff on a few dance floors recently, I wonder how long clubs like Revenge and keep going now that license laws allow pubs to stay open longer and longer. I was down there in Thursday last week with David from work. We had a blast, but the club was pretty much empty, should have gone to Envy, opps I mean the club above Charles street!

The weather has been so kind to us recently, hovering around the mid 20's, sometimes a lil bit warmer which has been good. I've been to the unofficial nudist beach, which has, been pretty much empty, which in itself is one of the main reasons for me to go there! Oh and there is a sandy bit, which for Brighton is a novelty. Got a sunburned arse again, don't know why I always end up with a burnt bottom, maybe has something to do with showing off my best assets. Hehehe!

I have a confession, I've been a little sleazy recently. Shock, horror, No I hear you cry, but alas it's true. I was so horny the other day, that I went in a chat room and hooked up with some random Jacob to have a cam 2 cam wank with! It was ok, well actually it was better than pleasing myself on my own lol, if you know what I mean. he was kinda tasty as well, his name wasn't Jacob tho. That's just a name I've picked at random to describe random people, whose names I forget! So, there will be a few Jacobs popping up from time to time!

I need an investor, I want to start an Airline flying out of Brighton City Airport to a few European destinations. Popular gay haunts as well, it could work, so if you have a spare few thousand, let me know!

My mate lil Jo is still poorly, well very poorly, so I send him my love and wishes of the best kind. He's a lovely guy and he's coping pretty well with the trials of life, which at the moment is very very very tough.

I'm looking for a new place to live, somewhere in town, I need my own place and space, I'm looking at the marina, but it's pretty expensive. Still, one has to live doesn't one? Any offers of a place to lay my head (and the rest of my body) would be appreciated.

I had an email from a mate saying we must meet up for a drink, and I quote "Or a coffee (yes you did read that correctly, I did say coffee)" Ya think my reputation goes before me???? Hehehe!!

Ok, that's a basic update, normal service can be introduced again! Phew!

Anything you wanna know, email me sexandtheseafront@yahoo.co.uk. Or leave a comment!!!