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It's a Monday!

Monday's are - by law - the worst day of the week! It's the first day back after the weekend and the weekend goes way to fast and the week lasts to long! Plus, Monday is when things always seem to go wrong and everyone seems to be in a bad mood! Well apart from me that is! I'm happy!

Yeah I'm happy because I passed the 10 thousand hit's mark on this here website! Yeah, over 10,000 hits on this little old blog is blooming amazing and I havn't even been doing it all that long! So all I can say is - "Thank You" Thanks for visiting me, thanks for staying and thanks for being you! If you have any comments, please to get in touch, drop me an email sexandtheseafront@yahoo.co.uk I'll also be doing a mailing list soon, to keep you updated with the blog and future developments, so again email if you want to be added!

Hey, I'd be able to pay all my bills and pay for physio on the leg if all those 10,000 + hits also clicked on the gooogle ad's on the right or on the adbrite ad's at the bottom of the page, just once would do! It would help keep me going, so if you have the time and are interested, please do click on the ad's - pleaseyweassy. Thanks muchly

Ok, so as a kinda thanks for making me break the 10,000 mark, I have 2 £150 holiday vouchers from the Post Office to give away to 2 of you lot! Yeah, get £150 off your next holiday - with major tour companies, all for simply sending an email to me with the answer to the following easy easy easy question. Q) Which leg did I break last year?

If you think you know, regular viewers will do! Send me an email now! If you don't know, you can guess - you've got a 50% chance of getting it right. Or you can have a look at a few previous posts and you'll see that I mention it, more than a couple of times too!

So get your mits on a £150 holiday voucher for just sending an email to sexandtheseafront@yahoo.co.uk and telling me which leg I broke last year! Easy as that. Good luck boys and errr girls! Get your email in soon, closing date is 10 March 2005 at 1200 GMT. It's easy!

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Happy Brithday Vicki! Reunion! Still Waiting!

Hey boys and girls,

Yes, me here again and first things first, I just gotta say Happy Birthday to my pal Vicki! She's a top gal and it's her birthday and so Happy Birthday!

Thursday at work was so slow and so quiet it was like November all over again, hardly a thing stired, I'll never get rich here!! Still I surfed around and did a few bits and bobs. Then in the evening I went round to Nart Narts for a meal, bottle of wine and a natter with her and her boyf - Jason. It was cool, we chatted and talked and nattered, you know as you do! We then looked at motorhomes on the net! Yeah! Some of those big American jobbies are huge, some all have baths and full size beds and all that sort of stuff. Blooming expensive too, some the price of a small house! Nart Nart wasn't too keen, Jason was and so was I. I'd never be able to afford one, but one can dream you know! Be cool to just pack up one's stuff and head off touring round Europe for a couple of months. Be even better to hit the States and Canada! hehe, me and those two camping it out overseas! Giggle or what!!!

Friday was just as slow and quiet and dull at work, I even sent a couple of the girls out for milkshakes! There is this place in North Lains that sells these really odd mixed up milkshakes. I had a Twix vanilla one. Trace had a Twix and Milkybar in her's, Vicky's was a Dime one! Nice and flavoursome, a little on the pricey side. £3.35 for a large one!

Friday night was a bit of an old wrk place reunion. Vicki, whose Birthday it is, was also holding her leaving do from work. (Well, she's not exactly leaving good old 'looneyjet' just yet, but that's her all over!) So we went to this place called 'Dig In The Ribs' in Preston Street here in gold ol' Brighton. There was about 40 folks from the old place of work and it was blooming amazing. The Food was well.........I'm being nice here......it was ok. Service was slow and lax, but then again there was a huge clan of folks, most of whom were more interested in nattering and talking and chattering and catching up. Oh and drinking of course! There was Vicki, well she had to be there really - as it was her leaving 'non-leaving' do. Coops, a lovely lady with kids, but, we're always talking about running away with each other. Helen W, Spoh G, Trace, Nart Nart, Jason, Scotty Fletch, CT, Jonny 'tanned wideboy' Barnes, Drinking Mick and and loads of others. I was seated with the lovely Barbarella, she's just dropped a sprog and is unbelievably good shape. She's a fun gal and reminded me of the various work do's and parties we've been to and danced in our very own risky styley to win various comps and stuff. Next to me was Emma C. Not seen her for a good couple of years and I've missed her. We had a catch up and swapped numbers and stuff and I'll email her and stuff. I may even go for a job where she works, well the money is better and the conditions be a lot better and all that stuff! Plus it would be working in the centre of town, walking distance to queer pubs and the beach! Great in summer!!!

Mother of all hangovers on Saturday, because after the meal and stuff and all that with Vicki's do, I headed on to Revenge for a few drinks and a few dances and a bit of a pash! I pulled this young 19 year old lad, which was cool. Great kisser, nice body, thin, a hot lad. Not too far off my ideal type, except with blonde hair!!!! I had so much to drink, I don't remember how I go home. I honestly have no idea. All I know is that Saturday monring - well lunch time when I woke up, my head was being mashed by a team of Albanian miners! My tongue was doubling for a shagpile carpet. My eyes were like to pee-holes in the snow! Oh yeah I was bad, bad, bad, Bad!

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Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Sexe et le bord de mer en français.

Sexo y el frente de mar en español.

Josh Jordan's Postcard From New York!



Oh yeah, nearly forgot........I'm still waiting!! No, CapBoy hasn't called, nor has Scott, so single still and waiting still! Always waiting, almost dunno what it's like not to be waiting! So, you know I've got to come to this uneasy feeling that perhaps CapBoy isn't going to call. That perhaps he isn't going to call, that perhaps, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, that he doesn't want me, that my dreams and still just dreams. That the future isn't with Mr CapBoy!!!!!! Oh well............I can still dream!

Still Waiting! Always the Bridesmaid, never the bride!

Well, just a little update, I’m still waiting! Yeah, still waiting for the loveliness of Mr Scott Mills to call, email or otherwise get in contact in order for me the vital information to be exchanged. But, as yet, he still hasn’t so I’m waiting…………..




My mobile rang seven times last night, each time I dived for the phone with hope in my heart and my mind a fluster. Each time, it wasn’t the longed for call, the call to end this unknowing mind state. So no, CapBoy hasn’t called or sent a text, so yes I’m still in that limbo land - does he like me? Does he not like me? If he does like me, does he like me enough to call? Enough to go out on a date? Enough to you know…..go out with me? Enough to settle down, grow roses round the cottage door, pop to habitat on a Sunday and adopt a cat with?



Yes, Ok, if he doesn’t call then I guess I’ll know that to him, I’m nothing more than just a face from the crowd, a bloke from the club, a lips once kissed but that’s about it. I’ll be little more than a stranger.



But then again, there is one other possibility, he could of actually lost my number, somehow fallen out of his bum pocket that I put it in. Somehow misplaced, mislaid, misappropriated it. Likely? No! Possible? Yes!



Oh hang on just a blooming blasting second, there is yet another potentially plausible reason why as yet no call from the man of the moment. He could have forgotten about the card in his back pocket of those jean. So, it could, in theory be crumpled and lonely in the beer stained denim trousers that are discarded upon the carpet of CapBoys bedroom. Crying out to be picked from it’s cotton confines, to be rescued and placed in a position of prolonged existence upon the fridge under a magnet or by the phone or even better still, on the bedside table!




Perhaps, CapBoy is reading this, right now, at this very moment and contemplating the possibility of entertaining the idea of calling and dating me! Mind you, if he’s reading this like now, he’s also seeing my words, seeing me despondently hoping he’ll call. In which case, he’ll think that I’m some crazed, stalking, sado with no life, no choice, no personality and ultimately no chance!



Oh what is a boy to do?




On a completely different subject now, I watched a few more episodes of the American Queer As Folk season 4 DVD and I love it! I’m even more hooked, it fab. You can tell they’ve had a lot more money thrown into the production, it’s got new opening titles, new looks! So, so far it gets the thumbs up from me.



My little French hen at work was a little on the quiet side today, but still managed to make me laugh, although she did have a moan about all the chocolate, fatty foods and cakes I’d been scoffing down my neck. She also thinks I’m a dirty boy for getting up to toilet sex the other night, something she has never done and probably never will. She’s an angel cake don’t ya know!


Hey gang, don’t forget to check out the two special ‘Postcard’ pages, Toronto and New York. There are, basically, my mini-guides to two of the top north American cities, full of interesting things to do, places to go, what to see along with some blooming good special offers too!! So check ‘em out.



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Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.


Josh Jordan's Postcard From New York!

Hospital Visit! Scott Mills! CapBoy!

Hey folks,

Yeah it’s already Tuesday, but to me it feels like a Monday, back to work after the fun packed weekend!




Firstly, yesterday it was my day for one of the regular hospital visits regarding my leg. For those that don’t know, haven’t seen me in a while or read many of the previous posts to Sex And The Sea Front - last June I had an accident on-board a cruise ship which resulted in me busting my leg – a major impacted break of the tibia in fact. Basically, I had a hole in the top of my tibia when the bone had crushed down, oh it was painful! The tibia is the leg bone between the knee and ankle, so it’s really like a vital bit of the body. Had to have emergency surgery, they opened up my pelvis to harvest a bone graft, then they opened up my leg, had a scrape, put the bone in the hole and secured it all with a couple of metal plates and a few screws, then the stitched and stapled me back together!




So my bro drove me up to Redhill, which is where the hospital is and I waited around for my appointment time to come and go! I was eventually called and the chief doc man had a poke of my scar and chatted to be about it all. I’ve got a lovely 10 inch scar on me leg and a little 45inch one on me hip! The long and short of the conversation with the man in the white coat was that I’ll never run again without serious pain and the possibility of smashing up my leg forever. I’ll always have a bit of a limp and I need another op in about 5 months or so to start sorting out the problems and take some of the screws out.



After the hosp, we took a little drive to the family home to say hi to the folks, then on to my sisters for a cup of tea and a natter. It was really nice to see them again and stuff and be told I’d forgotten my nephew’s birthday, which is sadly usual for me! Here’s the strange thing, me and my bro have seen my folks and sister far more since I smashed up my leg. So I guess that’s one good thing to come out of the break!




Well the sad news if that CapBoy hasn’t called! No, he hasn’t picked up the phone and dialled my number or typed a little text. So I can only assume he’s not interested or lost my number or forgot about it and will only find the card in his back pocket when he washes the jeans. Oh c’mon young sexy Mr CapBoy please call, stop me from jumping each time it rings or the beeps announce a the arrival of a text! I just need to know if ya mine or if ya not!




Still not had a call from the ever so lovely Scott Mills, the Radio 1FM dj! Well, I think he should call me and let me know if he’s one of the gang, a member of the family or a breeder! I should be told, cuz……..well………I have not really got a reason, I just thin he should email me and tell me what he likes and what he doesn’t. What he’s into and what floats his boat, raises his flag pole and all that! Well check out the pics of his sexiness on the post for Thursday February 17th post. See Scott Mills He's a well fit bit! I'd shag him! If he's a bender of course, if he's not then I probably wouldn't shag his cute little butt!




So Scott call or email me, Capboy, call, text or email me! I need you now!





That’s it, I’m off to Nart Nart for a natter and a drink now. God I need a rest, I’ll have an early night tonight, a bottle of wine and the DVD of Queer As Folk season 4 that I got the other day. I’ve managed to watch a couple of episodes and it’s kinda good. More to follow!


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Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Sex And The Sea Front in French.


Sex And The Sea Front in Spanish.

CapBoy! Brighton! Drunken Nights! Happy Birthday Luce!

I’m a drunken ho, I really am! Well I’m not anymore, but I really was last nite! Oh my good lord my head and body still hurt like there aint no point in living!



I got into town at about 8.30 last night and headed over to the dead centre of dykedom – The Marlbough! Yes my little chickens I went to that jolly old lesbian pub without leather chaps a bulldog whip or a denim waistcoat! I meet up with Juicy Luce, it was her birthday and she’s 26! God I remember her 21st! She’s a rite old giggle pot and a good laugh and I always have a blast when I’m out with her. She calls me her little squaddy, which is pretty cute. Anyhow, I walked in the pub and there was little Di! Now, I haven’t seen her for many a long year, blooming amazing! It’s so strange, we played a little catch up and filled each other in on our lives and swapped numbers and it was really nice to see her again. It’s always nice when you unexpectedly bump in to people from your past! Well, pretty much always nice!


Di, Luce and I used to hang all the time a few summers ago, clubbing each weekend and hanging out and just generally being a trio of funster’s! God, we had some wild old times, remember changing tyres in the middle of the night and wrecking my white jeans! Oh the pride, the shame, the almost kinky bed, the pool, the Marly, The dancing, the love games, the memories! Bless!


I left the girls on the Marly and headed off to Charles Street to play with the boys. Met up with Richi, the one who lives in Birmingham, he’s not changed much, filled out a little, looks well on it tho. Was really cool to see him again, played catch up a little, but I was a little high so I’m not sure about all the details!


Also in our little tribe was Richi’s boyf and spaff boy tweety! He’s a lovely blokey, funny, nice looking and sweet! We had a couple in the bar then it was round the corner to Revenge. Then the rest of the night is a blur, I danced with Luce and the girls and stuff. I also saw the ever so sexy and ever so elusive CapBoy! Yes, he was out, yes I saw him, yes he’s still as sexy as ever, yes he’s still humpable and yes I took out my card and put it in his back pocket and I loved every second of it.


Now, I’m not usually that forward and confident about such things, usually I kinda wait for them to make the first move and stuff, but with Capboy it’s different. So now, he’s got my number, he can call me, we can date, we can do anything……but he’s gotta call first! You know what’s gonna happen tho don’t ya? Every time my phone rings, every time I get a text I’m gonna jump to attention, thinking, hoping, praying it will be him! My whole life will be spent waiting for the call. That one call that will change the rest of my life! The call that could deal a wealth of happiness with one word. Equally, that call could carry the sadness, tears and sorrow of a dream ended, the news that he isn’t going to be my man! Oh this is an emotional rollercoaster ride of my life, well for the next few days anyway! You know, I really can’t remember a time in the past when I’ve wanted to phone to ring, you know you sit there and stare at it – willing it ro ring. You hand clicks it on - just to makesure it’s working and you’ve got signal and battery and all that. Waiting for the bloody thing to ring! Oh such is the sad state of my life! CapBoy Ring!


Back to last night, I kinda lost Richi, dunno what happened to him, first he was around, then he wasn’t – bizarre. Mind you it happens like that at times! Especially in clubs and especially when I’ve had too much - of everything!


I danced with Luce and Simon and then somehow made my way back to the after hours bar with Simon and this guy. Had a few pints and a natter and a chat and all that. It was cool, we had a giggle like our old times! Then it was home to bed! (yes alone!)


Hear the news about The Beckhams, Victoria has popped out another boy and they’ve called it Kruz! Yeah, the poor kid, with a monica like that! What are they thinking? I mean first was Brooklyn, which is kinda passable, then Romeo, which frankly isn’t and now Kruz! It’s just not normal! Still none of my business is it! Their not on my crissy card list, well they didn’t send me one last year!





Rite that’s it, I’m done, I’m outta here, need to rest! Still waiting for the call!



Oh, one last thing, crap joke of the week -

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.

The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!"

"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."


Laters folks!

Oh So Hung-over! Gameover! Party Time!

Oh my head hurts big time today!

Yes, I was out on the town last nite, checked out Revenge briefly and then headed on up to Concord2 for the Brigghton Bootleg Club nite. It wasn't too bad either. Now if you don't already know, bootleg is where clever people with computers and stuff fiddle with their knobs and create mix's and remix's of old track and all that kinda stuff! One of my fiends is kinda like one of the team responsible for putting it together and he's also one of the DJ's! He goes by the handle GameOver and he aint bad at all! He's been mentioned in the Observer musice magazine as one of their 'bright new things' He's pretty cool as well - a nice lad - not bad looking either!

Anyhows, I kinda enjoyed the nite, music was cool, not the usual hard dance stuff that I usually go for and bop around to! There was lots of youngsters around, mostly around the 18 - 22 age range, a couple of hotties too. I'm affraid to say, little old Josh was a naughty boy!! I'm not sure I should admit to this but.............I kinda got caught up in the swing of things and I kinda went to the girls loo's with a particular young hottie. I say young, he was about 24, maybe. I know, me, my age, toilets, young hottie. I didn't make much conversation, my mouth was kinda full, if you get my lead! Nice too, not what I was expecting, bigger than I thought!! Oh hush my mouth, I'm such a naughty boy! Hopefully, I see this guy again, for a non-drink and illegal substances re-match!! Now I'm sure that will be hot!!!! Oh and it's wont be in a toilet either!

After that, it was gameover for me and off home I came, and for some strange reason, as if I'd not had enough already. I opened a bottle of red wine and drank the lot! God, my head hurts now! I kniw it's my own stupid fault and i got no one else to blame, but that doesn't ease the pain!!

Been into town, had to pick up a package that the postie couldn't deliever during the week. It turned out to me Queer As Folk Season 4 dvd that I purchased on ebay! I'm not a big wizz on this internet buying stuff, but it's sometimes a good way to get a bargain. The DVD that I got was a cheap rip-off copy, havn't had time to watch it yet! I suppose I can't really complain really cuz, it's not officially out yet!

Had a call from David before I went out, David is my pal who is just starting out in this 'relarionship game' stuff. He was ever so on edge over the phone, you see as I was getting ready to go out, he was getting ready to meet his boyf's folks for the first time. I nerve jangling experience for anyone, especially and deep thinker like David! 'Just be yourself' I told him over and over again. They will have to accept you as you are and not what they want you to be! I've not had a tearful or 'oh my god I just died of embarressment' call so I suppose it must have gone well, or at least ok!

I also had a call from Richy - he used to live down here and we used to hang together and well party most of the time really! Well, he's coming down today with his new boyf and wants to meet up. Now that will be cool and groovey. He's a rite laugh, always good for a giggle, always up for a good time. We're meeting up and drinking and clubbing and nattering and catching up. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm also meeting up with another old friend - tweety! He's a good looking giggle pot! Plus jucy Luce is down in Revenge tonight - it's her birthday bash or something or other. So I guess I'll be pretty busy tonight having fun. It will be so cool to see some of the old gang again - bit like the wild old times! Well, old times yeah, but we're all a bit older, so maybe not so wild!!!

I'll fill you in on all the gossip and all the news in the next couple of days, you never know, I may even bump into capboy! Maybe, after last nites naughtiness, my lucks in!!!!

Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Toronto deals. Weekend. The future.

Hi folks,

Well, it's already Wednseday and hardly a thing has happened, it's so dull! I worked lates on Monday and had a drink with Nart Nart and Jason after. It was cool to catch up and hear all about their holiday, where they went and all that. Although as they were telling what a joyous time they had, I did feel a little envious, as I really need a break away! Dunno where I'm gonna go - I'm open to offers!

I'm off tomorrow which is good becuase I've had enough this place I really have! It's a bad week and a bad time and I'm all moany. The people I work with would steal your sales and then would look you in the eye and tell you they haven't! Plus, I seem to be having nothing but problems at the moment! Hey I guess we all have weeks like that? Give me a couple of gin's and I'll be fine!

I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow, need more clothes, I havn't got any money to spend, but I've got some vouchers to spend from an old incentive, so it's like I've got free money! And thus, I've got to spend it! I mean I have to spend it - it's da law!!!!!

Weekend is coming up! Friday night I'm headed to Concord2 down on the front towards the Marina and by the nudest beach. It's the Brighton Bootleg Club night and my mate 'Gameover' is one of the dj's doing a set. So that should be good. Get yaself down there, it's cheap and it's good! I suppose it's a bit like me then!

The future, god knows whats going to happen, although I know I've got to get outa this place! I may just run away to Gran Canaria for the summer. James or SS and I have briefly talked about it, it may just be right time to just pack a bag and get going, you know what I mean? I need a new challenge, a new avenue, a new ............ well a new life really!!!

Hey, have you heard The Scott Mills Show on Radio1FM in the afternoons. He's a right good sexy geeza! He's tasty looking - kinda fit - kinda young - kinda cute - kinda manly - kinda campy - kinda well nice really. His show is cool as well, to be honest really, he's the best on 1FM. He's got this flirt dirert feature thing, basically, if you meet up with some munter or whatever and they ask for your number, you don't give them yours, you give them Scott's! Then he'll play them on air and some are just so so funny! Give him the loan of your lugholes for a while BBC Radio 1FM 98 - 99 FM

See, told you his was a bit of a good looking fella! I wouldn't kick him outa bed for making crumbs! But, he'd have to have the wet patch tho!! Oh if only he was in my bed and not in my head!! Mind you, I dunno whether he's one of the family or not.

More from Sex And The Sea Front soon!

Oh, don't forget to check out my Postcard From Toronto for details on well.........Toronto and special deals too!

Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Sex And The Sea Front in French.


Sex And The Sea Front in Spanish.

Sundays! Brighton! Still Single!

Hello friends,

Welcome to another edition of Sex And The Sea Front, your top rated blog from the cold Sussex coastal camp city - Brighton!

So how are you all? Well and happy, I trust! I'm fine, a little knackered but otherwise ok! It's been a lazy old sunday for me, you know the kinda stuff, get up - shower - walk to the shop - get the papers - walk home (well Nart Nart's actually) read the papers - have lunch - come on here! All pretty borning really and not the kinda stuff you really want to be reading about is it? No, I hear the voice inside your head cry out! So what can I say, it's been a busy week at work which is blooming good! And apart from a few beers last night, not a lot else has happened.

James or SS, was on the dog and bone the other day. He's just about to buy a flat up in Glasgow. It's not that pricey either - £70k. Mind you things are a lot cheaper up there! You couldn't find a cardboard box down here for less than £100k lol. He's really happy as you can guess. That's cool!

David has also been bending my ear, he's still loved up in his new relationship, bless. While I was reading the paper, he was enjoying the 'honeymoon' period of any new coupling with a coupling of a different kind, for the third time in a row - if you follow my meaning! Mind you, it's pretty much always like that when you're in a new relationship isn't it? I mean you just can't get enough of each other. Always kissing, touching, snogging and ahem shagging! Although, I don't usually call my mates when I'm getting a good rodgering!!!

David's call kinda got me thinking, i've been single for far to long now, indeed, I've been single for far longer than I can remember! Yeah sure I've had a few shags and a few plays, but I've not been in a relationship for such a long time it's so depressing. God, at my age I should be settling down, well at least for a while! I know I'm an independant sort of person, but it's really about time I had a partner, a significant other, a lover, a blokey, a boyf, a whatever you call it - I should have one!

Now, I know you'll think this strange but I already know that I've met the guy of my dreams. I've never been to bed with him, I've never been on a date with him, indeed, I've never really spent much time with him at all. But, I've snogged him and felt him and hugged him and I know he's the one for me. Oh come on, you can't have read any of the forner posts in thios here blog if you don't know of whom I'm talking! It's CapBoy of course. Now, I know that he is the one for me! Yeah I do. I don't know how I know, I just do. There is this certain feeling I get whenever I think of him, whenever I dream of him - oi careful, I didn't mean like that! However.............. Oh he's a stud!!!! He's also the ONE! So, if you're him or you know him, email me! Now!!! You know why I'm all horny and all looking for love and wanting a relationship don't ya? Yeah It's Valentines Day tomorrow - Monday! A day when love is supposed to shine. A day when it's all happy and jolly and lovers the world over spend a fortune making fluffy toymakes and card creators millionaires!!!! It's over comercialised, over hyped and over rated. (But then again, if I wasn't a singleton, I'd be buy the cutey cards with a heart on the front and a fluffy teddy bear. Not to mention the silly heart shaped chocolates. The Chamers with a red label. The big silver balloon with a stupid message. And all that tio give to that special person to show just how much I care and why? Because it's St Valentines Day and it's what ya supposed to do!) Wonder if I'll get any cards? Ermmm..............I think I'll be able to count then on one finger!!!!

I'm a naughty boy really. I am you know. I had phone-sex for the first time the other eveing. It was with a guy I'd met clubbing the other week and it was really strange. I mean, I've heard of it before, some mates swear by it - well you aint never caught crabs from a handset!! There are loads of websites and phone lines offering it, but I'd never tried it before. (Oh ok there was that time with an EX who lived up the other end of the country - but that don't really count, as at the time we didn't know that each other was pleasing ourselves at the time!!!)

We basically talked about what we'd liked to be doing to each other and in general and at the same time.......well you know........bashing the bishop! Pounding the meat! Strangling the turkey! Pullin' the Pud!...... ok you get it now! It's kinda strange because I've never really listerned to anyone doing it when I wasn't in the room too! (ok, there was that time in Tenerife with Richy having a 3 way while I was in the lounge, but that doesn't count really! Plus if I'd have fancied all of the people I'd have joined in!) But, no, it was the first time for proper phone sex for me. It wasn't very exciting and to be honest, I've had better orgasms! But at least I didn't have to cook him breakfast or put up with his snoring or sleep in the wet patch! Next step I guess is cyber-sex........I've got a webcam.......so you never know........whose next!! lol. I'm so horny now, I'm pretty much up for anything!

If youwant to be a kind geeza or gezzette u can of course click on the paypal donate button and just give me some money to pay me bills. You'll help keep me alive and have my complete and utter appreciation! Thanks, even if you don't do anything, thanks for thinking about it!

Nart Nart's back from her holiday in Canada in the morning, so I'd better tidy up and throw the hoover around for a bit. Well obviously, I don't mean literally, cuz that would be stupid....I mean it would break! But you knowns what I mean!

I hope she had a good time, I'm sure she did, Canada is a wonderful country, full of contrasts, full of excitement, full of beauty, full of Canadians! Toronto is a cracking city and you'd best go there at least once in you're life! For my little postcard from Toronto, click the link on the right that says Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto! See that wasn't hard was it?

Right then cherubs, I'm off to put me marrigolds on and clean up the place, so it's nice for Nart Nart and so I can go to bed early(ish) and have a ................... jolly good sleep!!

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Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Naughty Weekend ! Hard South ! Wild Fruit !

Hello little tulips,

It's me, Well that I guess is a pretty obvious one really! I mean who else would it be? Yeah!!

So anyway, it's something like 2.30 in the morning and I'm blooming knackered! I've just got back to Jazz and Nart Nart's after a wild nite and Wild Fruit! It wasn't half bad my little cherubs! As I said before it was a Little Britain theme night and the place was decked out in Union flags, pretty cool even if it was a little on the cheap side! There were a number of people dressed up as various characters from the telly programme - if you've seen it then you'll be able to guess what they were! If you haven't seen it, then it would make any difference if I told you - so I wont.!!! But it was kinda cool that some people made an effort!

Lot's of the usual faces were there, the bearded man, Ryan, Rentboy Ross, The Geeks, Virgin Lee, Pilling Paul and some others - including the cute barman, or should that be barboy from Charles Street/Envy! I dig his cute little smile and sexy bod. However the person I most wanted to be there, wasn't. Yeah, there was just no sign of CapBoy! Woe is me! God, I want that boy. Ok, just to make this clear, cuz I had an email asking if I was a kiddy fiddler - I use the term boy to indicate a male younger than myself! Not a child! CapBoy is at least 22 years of age - so now you know !

I just wish he's have been there, because if he had have been there, then I wouldn't be here, or if I was here, I would NOT be writing this at this time! Oh, I did have a little dance and dally with a young guy called Paul. Kinda cute, nice firm butt and about 20. He even gave me a card! I didn't know boys still did that! lol

Before I went out while I was getting ready I had a call from the adorable James, my SS - Scottish Stallion! Had a giggle on the dog and bone for about half an hour - while I was in the bath! He filled me in on his goss and I filled him in on some of mine! He is a right old screamer at times! Butch, but still a screamer!!! I even had to take a pic of what I was going to wear and send it to him! I think he will be impressed! Black Prada polo shirt, Armani tightfit blue jeans, DKNY belt, Prada socks and a YSL jacket. The reason James will be impressed is that he is the biggest label queen I know! So there SS!!! That will teach ya to send pic's that aint you and pretend they are! Hahaha. Luv ya really mate.

Saturday I was at work which was really hard going, I'd only had a couple of hours sleep as I'd been living it up at the HoneyClub for a cracking night of Hardsouth. I went along with Mousey from next door, my bro, Richard - Mouseys son, Richards mate the mad mad Ivor, someother bloke and Ricky from next door too. It was a banging hard dance nite and really kicking. Mostly straight but cool all the same. I just want to point out something here dear viewers - not at any time during Friday nights nocturnal activities or to nights exploits did any chems pass my lips! No I used a soppository!! Hehe - just kidding! No devils dandruf for me, no disco biccies, or little fellas or horse tranqs or anything! That's two nights clubbing straight - god, I must be getting old!!!

Also just before I went out I had a call from David, a little pal of mine, who has just started a new relationship - bless. I hope it lasts longer than the last one - all 3 days, 4 hours and 36 minutes! He's a doll is our David. Anyway, he was talking about all the stuff that happens in a new relationship whilst you're still getting to know each other - like when is it the right moment to fart in front of the other person or pee with the loo door open you know the kinda thing. Funny when you think about it, but a potential minefield for dear old David!

Right that's it for now. I'm working tomorrow, so I best get some sleep, cuz, my god - it's gone 3am! Shouldn't I have turned into a pumpkin by now!!!

Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.
Sex And The Sea Front in French.


Sex And The Sea Front in Spanish.

Brighton. New York. Gifts. Plans

Hi chickens,


It’s a Thursday, it’s been ok at work, but really quiet which is a shame, I need all the bookings I can get, so I can have some money for clubbing and…..well life really!


If you’re wanting a city-break to The Big Apple then check out my postcard from New York blog site for some good deals. If the date you want isn’t on the page, don’t worry, just email your request and I’ll see what I can do for you, plus you’ll get the Sex And The Sea Front Readers discount price. I can also do other American destinations, again just email your request - sexandtheseafront@yahoo.co.uk. Remember all holidays and travel is booked with a fully bonded ABTA & ATOL travel company and handled by professionals!

Ok that’s me flogging bit over and done with! I’m house sitting for Nart Nart again as her and her fab boyf Jason have flown over to Canada for a bit of a holiday! So it’s just me and Jazz, the cat, at the house, which is kinda cool really. Although I spent most of last nite surfing the net, I’m not really sure what for either. I mean I logged on to check my emails like you do and then did a little surf and found I was on there for ages. Isn’t it strange how, you know, you just surf from one thing to the next never really knowing why or where!

I must admit that I’m a little envious of Nart Nart’s choice of destinations, first they’ve flown to Seattle. I’ve always wanted to go there, ever since I started watching Frasier. You know that spin off series of Cheers, staring Kelsey Grammer. Man I dig that show! Seattle would be cool and climb the space needle and stuff like that. Then they nip up to Vancouver and over to Toronto with a few nights in other places too!. I’ve been to both Vancouver and Toronto and they’re great. Toronto is a wicked city, always something happening, great shopping, great eating, not bad clubbing, cool people and hey you never know, you may even see any American show being filmed there. Loads American shows are filmed there because it’s less busy than the US of A and it’s cheaper to film there and it’s so similar in terms of buildings, cars etc. The American version of Queer As Folk was filmed on them there streets!

Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.



Oh I really wish I had some more cash, so I could be over there at the moment, it would be so cool. Mind you I wish I had the money to be anywhere right now, I can’t stand the cold. I’m a hot blooded male and I like the hot weather, can’t stand cold. Plus what with the breaks, leg and back, they always ache and stiffen in the cold. Oh woe is me………….

Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Oh, hey if you’re feeling generous you can always make a donation to the Sex And The Sea Front site and yours truly, you know it would be gratefully received and used wisely. All you’ve got to do is waz ya pointy arrow on to the PayPal Donate button and pay with your credit or debit card. My pal Jason has set it up for me, cheers mate! So if you want to be a major help and benefactor hit the button and galvanise your support! I’ll give you full credit on these here pages, send you a thank-you card plus invite you into the inner-circle of Sex And The Sea Front which will, when it’s done, will have a web cam and other such goodies! But that is for the future, more details will follow as and when it’s done! Plus, I’ll accept any gifts, especially expensive ones……..ok maybe I’m pushing my luck a little there?


That’s about it for today really, I’m gonna have an early night tonight, well that’s the plan anyway. Knowing me, I’ll probably be up till 3am playing games, surfing the net or nattering on the dog and bone to some such mate, pal, friend, relation, pet, colleague, enemy or myself!


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Oh I was going to meet up with Ed the ex this weekend for Wild Fruit on Sunday, but he has cried off and can’t make it, the wimp! Poor excuse as well mate! So this little bod is just going with little Joe and his baux and maybe Si. I don’t usually plan to go with anyone to WF as almost always every-ones going anyway, so 99 times out of 100 you’ll meet ‘em in there anyway. Plus if I don’t plan to meet folks before hand, no-one moans when I’m late turning up cuz the dog ate my homework and putting on the glad rags took longer than expected. Plus the make-up oh and all that stuff.

See ya soon my little cherubs.

Josh Jordan's Postcard From Toronto.

Sex And The Sea Front in French.


Sex And The Sea Front in Spanish.